The game lets you save the rainforest by playing the role of some very enterprising monkeys who happen to have acquired medieval siege technology (i.e., a slingshot), and have begun bombarding the encroaching loggers with acid-based chemical weapons (i.e., Oranges). Unfortunately for the monkeys, it appears that deforestation has left them with a deformity that causes one eye to be much bigger than the other, messing with their aim. That’s why they need your help. Luckily for you, the loggers are hell-bent on destruction. Like simple-minded storm troopers, they eagerly advance towards their sweet but sticky demise.

Prepare to be frustrated: Actually hitting the loggers is excruciatingly hard at first, but, after a few games gets much easier. Hint: use a shallow angle. All in all, it’s good, clean, juicy, logger-killing fun!

This article was originally posted on TriplePundit.

A god-awful picture of me, with comedian “‘Lil” Jimmy Norton, from the Opie and Anthony Show, at his recent appearance in San Francisco. Which one of these people needs to loose 40 pounds? (hint: it’s not the guy on the left.)

Jim Norton is one of the funniest and raunchiest comedians I have ever seen, and he is even funnier live than he is on the show. I am a diehard fan, and it was a fun night. You can find Jim online at http://www.eatabullet.com.